Dear Muse,

I really need to make some progress on RevBB. Like, a lot of progress. Soon. Very, very soon.

Can we please take a break from the sexswap pregnancy fic that already makes me jittery about posting to get some work done on RevBB? 7k words would be impressive if it were in my RevBB and not random crackfic for a fest that ended (I know they don't really end) months ago.

kthnxbai,
Ang

Dear Muse,

Writing death fic at midnight is no way to help me fall asleep. I appreciate your enthusiasm for WC fandom, but seriously? Random death fic on a Wednesday night. Surely I've trained you better by now.

Sincerely,
Never-Gonna-Fall-Asleep-Now Angelita

P.S. I wish I'd gotten around to making that new facepalm icon I've been thinking about for days now. Le sigh.