Dear Muse,

Writing death fic at midnight is no way to help me fall asleep. I appreciate your enthusiasm for WC fandom, but seriously? Random death fic on a Wednesday night. Surely I've trained you better by now.

Sincerely,
Never-Gonna-Fall-Asleep-Now Angelita

P.S. I wish I'd gotten around to making that new facepalm icon I've been thinking about for days now. Le sigh.