Way back in the Dark Angel fandom, there was an amazing crack!fic called Beeper Wars, which included talking squirrels - the leader was named Sumo. It remains one of my most favorite crack!fics despite many of its chapters being lost to the Great Geocities Purge (and I'm not sure it was ever completed before the author left fandom).

I saw the picture below the cut today, and I immediately thought of Sumo and how much I miss that story and how much I wish I could write crack!fic well enough to do Sumo justice in the WC universe.

( Matty and Squirrel )

Title: Plastered
Author: angelita26
Rating: PG-13
Characters and/or Pairing: As fictional characters: Gen – Matt, Tim, Sharif
Warning: Medical squick.
Word Count: ~1700
Summary: Matt needs to unwind after a long work week, but Tim and Sharif have no idea what they've started.

Notes: This is not part of the Bookstore AU. I'm still working on the next story for that one! Much of this story came about in wcwu chat one night while miri_thompson was telling me about Matt riding Willie's Razor scooter around set one day. And I wanted to write drunken Matt.

( It had been a long and emotionally draining week of filming, and Matt was ready for the weekend. )